This Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack thing starts tonight on Channel 4 and it looks distinctly underwhelming. It's a dodgy concept to start with - the housemates are gifted young people and the role of Big Brother is given to various celebrities. The dummy run (where they test out the format) clearly didn't go very well as last-minute changes have been made to the show before it airs tonight. It all sounds a bit rubbish doesn't it? AND it's only going to be on e4 after tonight. Worst thing ever!

*cancels plans for the next three weeks*