Oh dear.

So all this crazy stuff went down at Chez Brit last night which I am trying to understand and/or compile, but it looks like the basics (allegedly, supposedly etc etc) are:
  • Britney refused to hand the kids back over to hip-hop superstar Kevin Federline like she's meant to. Just give them back Brit, it's not like they're that cute or anything. They're just cramping your style honey!
  • Britney was rushed to hospital for psychological evaluation. So it appears even the medical services want a piece of her.
  • Police said she was found to be under the influence of an unknown substance. What are the chances of it being red lemonade?
  • Still, at least the album's great. The lyrical high point is, undeniably, "Get naked, get naked, get naked/Take it off, take it off, take it off".
Oh here's one for the family photo album.


  • Update: Britney's son Jayden James has been taken to hospital too. Maybe he just wanted a ride with the sirens on, you know how kids are.