I once saw a programme on BBC3 that asked the question "Why do we find watching a bunch of middle aged has-beens so interesting on a Saturday?" or along those lines.

The answer to that question...I have no idea! I love it, but at the same time I have this nagging thought in my mind that says "Lucy you are a reall numb skull sometimes!"

I mean, imagine the fun these millions (assumption) of viewers could be having. But instead we're watching men shouting at a tv screen...that we can't see!!!

Why do we love it? Jeff Stelling...that's why! He's a man we all want to hug and share dinner with. He's a quick witted, lovely man, with no concern for how many people see him make a terrible joke about Michael Jackson (the football player!) or Titus Bramble.

I am watching now, I will be watching next Saturday, and probably the Saturday after that. All hail Jeff!